{"product_id":"sensitive-gangster-gummies","title":"Sensitive Gangster Gummies","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTAKE THE EDGE OFF.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou've been going hard since you opened your eyes this morning. Your jaw's been clenched. Your shoulders are up by your ears. Everyone needs something from you and nobody's asking if you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese gummies are that moment where you finally exhale.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReishi. L-Theanine. Lemon Balm. Passionflower. Valerian Root. Five ingredients that actually do something. Pop one after work, before bed, or whenever the world gets loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY I MADE THIS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI don't trust most supplements. That's the truth. Half of what's on the shelf is filler dressed up in a nice label. I've always been the guy who reads every ingredient, looks up every dosage, and won't buy something unless I know exactly what's in it and that someone outside the company verified it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI made this gummy because I needed it. I drink way too much coffee. By the afternoon I'm wired but exhausted at the same time. My mind's racing but my body's done. L-Theanine was the first thing that actually helped me level out. No crash, no drowsiness, just... normal again. So I started there and built a formula around it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery batch is tested by an independent lab. Not us. Someone with no reason to lie. What's on the label is what's in the gummy. That was non-negotiable. What's the point of taking a supplement if you can't even trust what's inside it?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- @jared.knapp\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHAT'S IN IT AND WHY IT MATTERS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReishi Mushroom Extract (200mg)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYour body has a built-in stress system. When you're grinding all day, it gets stuck in overdrive. That's why you can't relax even when you finally sit down. Reishi helps your body figure out it's safe to stop running. It's been used for centuries. It's not new. It's just finally getting the attention it deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL-Theanine (25mg)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is the one that sold me. If you drink coffee (and let's be real, you probably do) this is the thing that takes the edge off the caffeine without killing the energy. It smooths you out. No jitters. No afternoon crash where you're snapping at everyone for no reason. Just steady.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLemon Balm (25mg)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOld school botanical that's been around forever. It helps with that low-level anxiety that sits in the background all day. The kind you don't even notice until someone asks if you're okay and you realize you haven't been.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePassionflower (25mg)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis one's for the people whose brain won't shut off at night. You're laying there replaying every conversation, every email, every decision you made that day. Passionflower helps quiet that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eValerian Root (25mg)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe wind-down ingredient. Not a sleeping pill. Not melatonin that makes you groggy the next morning. Just something that helps your body understand it's time to be done for the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e30 blackberry-flavored gummies per jar. Vegan. Non-GMO. Gluten-Free. Allergen-Free. Made in the USA. Take 1-2 daily.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery batch independently tested. What's on the label is what's in the gummy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e†These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sensitive Gangster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52235904975161,"sku":"JAG39REGU","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/6596\/9721\/files\/1778365043826-generated-label-image-0.png?v=1778365258","url":"https:\/\/shopsensitivegangster.com\/products\/sensitive-gangster-gummies","provider":"Sensitive Gangster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}